Bah Humbug to Email Holiday Greetings
I’m not sure about the stockings on the fireplace mantel, but one thing I know to be full during this holiday season is my email inbox. It contains lots of mass emailed holiday greetings. By and large I’m not a fan of email holiday greetings and here’s why.
Happy Holidays from Whom?
Thank you ADXDirect for your gracious holiday greetings. It is great hearing from team@adxdirect.com but exactly who are you and why are you sending me greetings? I don’t think we’ve ever done business. And if there is really someone that I know personally at your company, it is not apparent from your incredibly anonymous greeting card.
Happy Holiday to Whom?
So its “happy holidays to all of you from all of us” is it? I shot a look over my shoulder. Nope, no one behind me. So who is “all of you” since it is just me here reading my email all by myself. Sure, you may be sending out a blast to your closest 10,000 friends downloaded from your client relationship management system, but email is a one-to-one medium. If you’re going to send me email, even if it’s the same email you send to the other 9,999, send it to ME. I’m special, you know. And I expect you to treat me that way.
Sudden Death
Every time you send me an email you take my active subscriber life in your figurative hands. When you send me stuff with good value, I welcome you in my inbox. But slip up just once and my finger quivers over the unsubscribe link. You do have an unsubscribe process, right? It’s the law.
Just an Ad
In the end, your holiday greeting is just an ad. Oh, sure, once in a while I get something truly cute, imaginative or (gasp) personal. But more often than not your best wishes are tinged with your pitch.
Send me an email holiday greeting and guess what? Click. Unsubscribe. Bah. Humbug.






